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Hell is a Teenage Girl ✦ Limited Edition (25 left)
$25.00
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Hellfire Glamour ✦ Femme Rage ✦ Domination
Inspired by the idea that "hell is a teenage girl," this oil embodies the raw fire of femme rage: hellfire glamour, untouchable power, and defiant beauty that cannot be dimmed. It weaponizes rebellion and transforms hot girl confidence into something radiant, dangerous, and unforgettable.
Infused with fiery herbs, magnetic crystals, and enchantments of defiance, Hell is a Teenage Girl sharpens glamour into rebellion and radiance into power. It is made for standing untouchable, for owning space, and for dazzling with fearless beauty.
Use for:
- Empowerment rituals fueled by femme rage
- Commanding authority and domination in social or romantic spaces
- Glamour work rooted in rebellion and confidence
- Radiating dangerous allure that defies expectation
All bottles are 15 ml or .5 oz. Please allow processing times to vary between 15—25 business days.
Legal Disclaimer: All oils are for spiritual and entertainment purposes only. Not a substitute for medical, legal, or financial advice, and not evaluated by the FDA. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any condition. For external use only; do not ingest. Always patch test before skin use. If you have known allergies or sensitive skin, consider ordering a Custom Spell Oil so the blend can be adjusted to avoid your allergens. Discontinue skin use if a reaction occurs. Consult a physician before use if pregnant, nursing, or managing a medical condition. Keep out of reach of children. Outcomes are not guaranteed and results may vary. Products should be used with the intention of the buyer.
Choose from the following options
Standard ($25.00)
✦ Infused with enchanted herbs, shells (types will vary), crystal chips, natural pearls, and mica. Tied with a twist tie featuring the product tag.
Premium ($35.00)
Includes everything in the Standard bottle PLUS:
✦ Your name printed on the back of the product tag (12 characters max) and ritually charged with your name.
✦ Tied with a chain and your choice of a charm.
✦ Special Edition Upgrades ✦
Venus Premium ($38.00)
Exclusive premium upgrade only available during Venus Weekend. Includes everything in the Premium bottle PLUS:
✦ Your name printed on the back of the product tag (12 characters max) and ritually charged with your name.
✦ Tied with a pearl chain and the featured, limited edition Venus Weekend charm (cannot be substituted).
Luxe ($111.00)
Missed a collector's edition or want to make a custom bottle design completely of your own? This exclusive upgrade only available to Patrons on the Secret Diary Tier and up. This option is only available for custom spelled oils. Includes:
✦ Your name printed on the back of the product tag, 12 characters max (tag shape options: star, heart, snowflake) and ritually charged with your name.
✦ Tied with your choice of a chain color (gold, silver, copper), choice of adding more charms (up to 3), and bottle neck metal type (gold, silver, copper).
✦ Plus, add some extra accessories! A choice of an extra bottle chain, wings (fairy or bird), and other additions!
How To Use
Each oil is ritually crafted and ready to weave into your magic. Use them to dress candles, anoint your skin, or charge objects with intention. A few brush strokes go a long way.
Ways to work with your oil:
- Dab on pulse points or trace a sigil on your skin (always patch-test first).
- Dress candles for spellwork: pull oil upward to draw in, downward to release or banish.
- Anoint charms, letters, or altar tools to carry your intention.
- Add a drop to jars, sachets, or glamour rituals for extra potency.
- Blend into lotion or perfume for daily, subtle magic.
Each bottle is infused with herbs, crystals, and enchantments chosen for its specific energy. Activate by speaking your intention as you apply.
Full Disclaimer
All Diary of a Love Witch oils are crafted with organic ingredients including dried herbs, flowers, botanicals, and fragrance oils. Each Oil is ritually prepared and consecrated for metaphysical purposes. Results will vary based on user's own intentions and practice.
Our products are not intended to diagnose, treat, or cure, or prevent any disease, ailment, injury, or medical condition. Oils are intended for spiritual and energetic use only and should not be consumed or applied internally. If you are pregnant or breastfeeding, please consult your healthcare provider before using this product. Always perform a patch test before topical use to check for skin sensitivity. Diary of a Love Witch is not responsible for any allergic reactions and it is the customer's responsibility to reach out with allergen concerns before purchase.
Additional Notes
Shelf Life: 6 months
Store in a dark, cool place.
Always patch test before use. Discontinue if irritation occurs.
External Use only.
Must be 18+ to purchase.